I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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