Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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