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(313): View more from Michigan

White coat. Heels.

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(317): View more from Indiana

We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.

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(315): View more from New York

I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree

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(315): View more from New York

we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(

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(940): View more from Texas

Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.

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(406): View more from Montana

He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.

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