I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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