You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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