rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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