I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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