Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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