I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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