glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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