My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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