Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
last night I used snow as a chaser
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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