The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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