Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Barsexuality is the new black.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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