sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
And then he peed in my hair
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