I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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