To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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