We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
