i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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