I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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