I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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