Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
