why didn't you poke me back
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
