Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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