how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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