I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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