thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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