am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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