i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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