As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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