Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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