so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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