so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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