Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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