Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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