69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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