Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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