i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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