You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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