You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??