we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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