Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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