Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I pour the whiskey from now on
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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