I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She's allergic to latex.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.