either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround