So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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