I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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