Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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