let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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