I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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