Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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