Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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