I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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