i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
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I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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