names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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