I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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