i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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