I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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